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Desert Hoochie Daddy Shorts

Are you a desert dwelling male thirst trap? Do you hit more leg extensions and booty blasters than an instagram model approaching middle age? Do you wear your old issued combat boots at every opportunity so that everyone will thank you for your service? If you said yes to any of the above, these shorts are for you!

The male version of a sundress, let your glorious ham hocks shine with a 15" overall length. Just short enough to get the wheels turning but long enough to leave a bit to the imagination. 

  • Drawstring + Elastic Waistband
  • 4-Way Stretch
  • Front pockets for keeping your hands warm

*Disclaimer* Stuff sock not included, run what ya brung. 

 

Waist XS S M L XL XXL
Bottoms Size 28" - 29" 30" - 31" 32" - 33" 34" - 35" 36" - 38" 40" - 42
Waist 27.5" - 28.5" 29.5" - 30.5" 31.5" - 32.5" 33.5" - 34.5" 35.5" - 36.5" 39.5" - 40.5"
28.5" - 29.5" 30.5" - 31.5" 32.5" - 33.5" 34.5" - 35.5" 37.5" - 38.5" 41.5" - 42.5"
Hip 36" - 37" 38" - 39" 40" - 41" 42" - 43" 44" - 45" 48" - 49"
  37" - 38" 39" - 40" 41" - 42" 43" - 44" 46" - 47" 50" - 51"
Size: S

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Jason

Love the design and it’s very comfortable and performs very well during my workouts.

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