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Michael Jordan Lied To Us All: Gatorade wasn't the key to quenching thirst

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Thirst Isn't Just a Feeling: A Story of Endurance, H2O, and Ions

In the gutters of every gritty city marathon, among the fallen leaves and scattered water cups, there's an untold story of our body’s desperate cry for something more than just air. Each foot pounding the pavement echoes an age-old tale of survival, strength, and the undying thirst for life. But what does a body really thirst for?

It's not just water. It's balance. It’s electrolytes. It's the alchemy of sodium, potassium, magnesium, and chloride ions dancing together to keep the rhythm of your heart steady, the pulse of your muscles in check.

Before you embark on that marathon, that endless bike ride, or even that punishing Selection event, you'd better remember one thing: your body is a temple. A temple constructed from millions of cells working in tandem, and each one screaming for hydration. And no, drowning yourself in an ocean of water a minute before the starting whistle doesn't cut it. This is a game of strategy, planning, and giving your body what it needs, when it needs it.

Before the Event: Prime the Pump

We've all heard the cliche: by the time you feel thirsty, it's too late. In a world where tomorrow might never come, don't wait for the thirst. Begin hydrating the day before, sprinkling in those essential salts. Think of your cells as tiny sponges, ready to soak in all the hydration they'll need for the battle ahead.

However, don't be fooled by neon sports drinks. Sometimes they’re more sugar and less function. Look for the real thing. Sodium. Glucose helps with the uptake of electrolytes, but you’re dead wrong if you think it should be the primary. If your drink has more potassium then sodium, you’re going to be in for a bad time. Mix salt and a some of sugar and eat a banana to prepare. Get creative. Make a ritual out of it.

During the Endurance: Dance with the Devil

The race is on. The sweat's pouring down, taking away with it not just your tears but also those precious electrolytes. Now isn't the time to think about quenching thirst, now is the time to strategize. Intermittent sips of water spiked with electrolytes will keep you in the game.

But be wary. Chugging might feel felicitous, like being in a Prius with Dirty Mike and the Boys. But it won't end well. Over-hydration, or hyponatremia, is just as deadly as dehydration. Balance. It's all about balance.

Post Event: The Rebirth

The finish line is crossed. Your muscles ache, your throat feels like the Sahara, and the world spins in a haze of accomplishment and exhaustion. But your mission isn't over. Now, it's recovery time.

Post-event, your cells are like wounded animals, begging for sustenance. Hydrate gradually. Blend water and electrolytes like a maestro, listening to the whispers of your body, giving it time to adjust, rebuild, and rehydrate.

Endurance events are just like life. A series of challenges, with pitfalls and victories at every corner. And much like life, they require balance, planning, and a little bit of strategy. So, the next time you lace up, mount up, or square up for that punishing endeavor, remember, thirst isn’t just a feeling. It’s a call from the depths of your biology.

Don't lose your hydration. Be smart. Drink wisely. Hydrate like it's the last thing you'll ever do. Because it might just be.