SOFLETE Skinny Jeans. Hand stitched by hipsters, with denim made to our specifications from cotton fertilized with the droppings of vegan chickens, and meticulously watered with the tears of liberal college students that weren't given trigger warnings.
*Skinny Jean orders will not be fulfilled with SOFLETE Skinny Jeans. Proceeds of Skinny Jeans orders will be used to send a US Combat Veteran to throat punch Skinny Jean buyer. Remaining funds will be donated to a 501(c)3 charitable organization. If travel can't be arranged for throat punch, entirety of proceeds will be donated.
**Skinny Jeans orders are non-refundable
***Skinny Jeans can't be gifted.