I honestly ordered this because it was on sale and I didn’t want my wife to get as mad at me for buying yet another SOFLETE shirt.
When it arrived I put it on to show her, completely expecting the full power of the Matriarchal wrath to be thrust upon my shoulders. As I rounded the corner her eyes locked on to me. I could the see fire spark in them as she looked me up and down. Admittedly, deep down I trembled with fear. However, unbeknownst to me, it wasn’t exactly flames of anger that had now taken over those deep brown angel’s eyes……
Now, I’m a pretty ugly guy. No hiding that one, boys. Whatever this shirt did though, whether it was the way it accentuated my not so defined shoulders or the Miami vibes it puts off, it gave me an appearance akin to that of a Greek god. Albeit, probably one of the lesser gods that no one’s ever heard about, but a Greek god nonetheless. She couldn’t resist me.
To make a long story short, I’m now going to be a Dad…again. All because of the power hidden within this raiment. 15/10, would highly recommend purchasing.
You take this shirt to the beach, add in a couple of classiest of beers (Miller Lite, obviously) and you’ve got yourself the perfect recipe for a hot-guy summer.
Go get ‘em gentlemen.
