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    Based on 45 reviews
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    Bomber

    Best protein flavor ever. Please keep in stock!

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    P.B.
    It’s Footy Hoops Protein Water

    It’s fucking delicious with milk
    Pros; it’s delicious; it’s some science bullshit good for you
    Cons; it’s dry; you have to undry it; how you undry it will smell like shit if you don’t clean it properly or soonly

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    J.B.

    Would’ve got 6 stars but y’all forgot to give me a scoop.

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    Delicious!

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    Amazing

    Hands down best protein flavour I've ever tasted. Keep this as regular stock.

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